For all those wondering how you “social distance” on the beach. Please stay your ass in your car section and I will stay in mine. No we will not be sharing a beer unless you have an extra can, and I do not want your cell phone to “snap” a picture so you can post it.
True Story~So I had a lady roll up and say “I’m the cleanest person you will ever meet, I don’t have COVID, I swear, can you take a picture of me with my new phone, I don’t know how to use it”. I guess for some reason I was wearing my approachable expression and she felt safe, I’ve been trying to give off “stay clear” vibes but it’s not working. Poor thing, she didn’t know I have a reputation of spraying my own child with Lysol, and how does you telling me you do not have COVID help? How about I take a picture with my camera and text it to you, that way we protect each other.
Travel Etiquette~Now is NOT the time to ask people to snap pics, get a selfie stick, you can find them at the Dollar Tree, and if by chance you find a kind soul that says yes, limit the pose changes to two.
Thank you very much for your kindness and consideration as we deal in these unprecedented times 😏